Platypuses, Wallabies and Crop Circles

after days of refreshing rain, two solid days of sunshine.

weather: clear, dry, sunny, 75 degrees.  Perfect.

Two bicycle rides and i'm approaching verticality again.

I did cross the Mersey River here, but on my bicycle rather than by ferry........

Some lovely local bits:

This is a beautiful green country, with stands of straight tall Eucalyptus trees dominating the landscape among the cultivated fields...

Latrobe, the nearest town (2 km) bills itself as the "Platypus capital of Tasmania," and i can well believe it:
 
Platypuses are ALL over the place, their flat tails beating against the pavement in a threatening manner if you ignore their requests to bum a cigarette or stand them a beer,  just DARING drivers to run them over as they saunter (any better word comes to mind i'll change my verb), and in general making nuisances of themselves.  Good thing they don't fly, because being bombed by platypus crap would be really annoying..

Children gleefully pose by the largest Platypus ever killed in this region                                                           

It also has the Australian Axeman's Museum (no, not a history of a famous ax murderer,tho Americans are forgiven for instantly drawing that conclusion). A current axeman is moving up in the world: 

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While bicycling the other day, I kept noting large signs warning of death if the crop on the expansive fields beyond were consumed...  turns out Tasmania provides almost 50% of the worlds's medical opium and those were fields of opium poppies.  they've been harvested already, but there are those locals who have insisted on getting into trouble.  From the BBC (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8118257.stm):

'Stoned wallabies make crop circles' 

Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around "as high as a kite", a government official has said.

And these flagrant abuses of the law have inspired readers' ire:


READERS' RESPONSES:


I have seen a stoned wallaby but I don't know about them making crop circles. The one I saw was slurring his words and asking me for a dollar as he was trying to get the boat to see his brother in New Zealand - he looked in no mood to be formulating a series of complex agricultural design patterns. I could be wrong - they might have masterminded the twin tower attacks, who really knows?                                                                                                                                 
Dijon, Hobart, Tasmania

I resent this report that we are high as a kite and making crop circles! I haven't been stoned since 1971. A few young hoppers eat the wrong plant and you trash our species in the news. What's this world coming to!
Wally Baby, Australia Bush

I saw a whole bunch of them going mad in my corn field only last night. I'm not sure if they were high or not but I'm pretty sure they were. One of them had a ghettoblaster and they were listening to some kind of fast electronic music. Lock 'em up and throw away the key, that's what I say!
Roger, Melbourne

Bumped into a couple o' stoned wallabies coming out the co-op up Lochgelly high street the other night. This seems to be a problem on both sides of the globe.
John Smith, Lochgelly, Fife, Scotland

I've lived in Tasmania for many years. Not only do wallabies congregate in poppy fields, but also on the local golf courses. They do this mainly at night and I can only assume they're playing several rounds of golf while avoiding greens fees. You only need to be really worried when one of the stoned wallabies gets into a golf buggy.
John Larson, Launceston, Tasmania, Australia

I want to know who sold out the wallabies? Who's the narc? My guess is the platypus.
Chet Guest, St. Paul, Minnesota USA

Don't know about crop circles but I saw one today trying to jack a car, presumably trying to get enough together for his next fix.
Greg Corcoran, Durham, UK

The question should be whether or not those law breaking wallabies should be brought to justice for indulging in illegal substances. The law makes no exceptions for no-one no matter what their excuse is or even what species they may be. They are not setting an example for their joeys nor for any other marsupials and I fear this could become an epidemic of outback size proportions.
Phil, Edinburgh

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According to Tim here, Tasmania is the roadkill capital of the world; can't dispute that since that was the the first thing i noticed on  the night drive from the airport: mashed beasts everywhere.  I can also report that i've seen two dead Wallabies along the road. There is something particuarly sad and pathetic about a dead wallaby:  they're a smaller version of a kangaroo, only about 2 1/2 feet tall, and seeing one along the road,  lying on his side with his lttle paws drawn up and his thick long tail extended behind him is as touching as seeing a familiar dog or cat dead in the road.  For me, the wallaby's harmless appearance makes a dead one all the sadder.

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and a few images from here:

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Pepper on the job

      a view of tim and anna's house from the paddock, looking north across Max licking his butt........

          Pepper, ginger and Max on the beach last evening..........

                                                    Anna and Tim w/ Ginger -- Max on a leash

                                                         another crowded evening on the beach

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time - Edith Wharton

Antipodean ease

Auckland airport (nahh, i'm not still there):  one of my strongest memories of my times in NZ  has been the ease and generosity of Kiwis.   while experiencing it in a small town is a sweet surprise, to have a similar experience in the International terminal of a major airport is even more pleasing:

the Air New Zealand employee who offered to make a call for me to inquire about carrying bottles of duty free gin (presents for Anna) onto the domestic flight from Melbourne to Launceton.  In the states, once thru Customs and Immigration, duty free liquids have to be packed into checked luggage.  Can you say "gin-soaked clothing?"

inquiring about the above at the Duty Free shop, both the manager and the woman employee offered to put their names on the receipt so that if i weren't able to carry the two bottles thru onto my domestic flight in Australia, they would refund my money. Imagine that at an airport in the states....  not likely.

the woman security officer standing at the metal detector who offered to hold my silver-buckled belt when i forgot to remove it before approaching the detector.  the simple fact of NOT having to remove shoes when going thru security.

I feel i can breathe again, that small daily requirements (especially at an international airport) do not carry the sense of imminent danger should i inadvertently do something "wrong."  LIfe here -- to generalize about NZ and Australia, but these are both places where i've spent a lot of time since 1965 -- does not seem to be lived on the defensive. I more and more understand my brother saying that when he returned home to Sydney he felt he had just "been let out of prison." 

Here, the common response to any spoken thanks on my part is "not a problem..." The only place i have this same experience is home in Boulder...

Taking off for Melbourne, looking down at a pleasant green and gently rolling landscape, with an inviting delicate and human scale, i smile.... it just makes me smile in familiar comfort, seeing the land where i experienced -- again -- such easy generosity.

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Flight:

and we took off for Melbourne.  the seatback video monitor:

the seatback screen  offers not only movies, music and all the other distractions (including seat to seat texting -- now where was that attractive woman sitting?) that have replaced books as reliable travel companions, but travel info from Lonely Planet guides for all Qantas destinations.  For Hobart, the Tasmanian capital there are sections on Eating, Accomodations, Sights, and my personal favorite: "Dangers and Annoyances."  Such an Anglicism, "annoyances;" I half expect it to list "aggressive squirrels" and "ill-behaved children" instead of the usual cautions about not wandering around drunk if you are a single woman.  It's mentioned so lightly...


The oddities of International travel

Sitting next to two engaging older women from the UK, bound for Hong Kong and home after 4 months in NZ, they ask about my travel plans and point out an ad for Banff and Jasper BC in the airline mag.  Well,  i JUST HAPPEN to have photos from the 2006 motorcycle trip i made up there with my German motorcycling partner Thomas from Hamburg (with who, oddly enough, I've done more miles and kilometers than anyone who lives in the States).

So, T: I'm sitting on an Aussie plane flying across the Tasman sea from NZ to Oz, showing two British women photos of a Canadian motorcycle trip on  German motorcycles taken by a German and an America  on a Japanese computer while feeling great affection for you and missing your company. Can't always complain about the 21st century, can we?

two of the photos i showed them, the Grand Tetons....